this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

it's weird how this feels the canon mike now

[–] Spider89@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too much PNG.

Needs more JPEG.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This image gives me bad vibes.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Blink. Winks are asymmetrical.

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

Blink. Winks are voluntary.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If someone had 3 eyes, would they trink?

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago

They would twink, actually.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a gag from Monsters U or Monsters at Work. Wazowski tries to wink at someone, but just ends up blinking and he can't do it no matter how hard he tries.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Does he even have eyelids

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The more important question is who is going to play him in the upcoming Disney live action remake?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Danny Devito wearing an eyepatch

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 6 points 23 hours ago

Wrong, it will be Chris Pratt. In fact he will be playing all the characters and will win 6 Oscars

What I want to know is where do all his organs fit? In his legs? INSIDE of the eyeball??