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[–] farsinuce@feddit.dk 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well, not #2. The curved droplet-shaped handle seems inconvenient for spinning spaghetti around

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 days ago (6 children)

2, assuming the broad pommel is a counterweight. If it's flimsy lightweight material then none of them.

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[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

So apparently I'm the only one that hates the long ass tines of 2 and prefers something like 1 or 4

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago
[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 231 points 2 days ago (14 children)
[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Stupid but comfy. ☺️

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[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Pofski@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago
[–] epique@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

1 and if we're being really picky I want the top of one and the handle from 5

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 142 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Handle of 5 + the fork of 3

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[–] bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I dont like any of them but if i had to pick: 2. I like the prongs. But I don't like the handles for any of them

[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago

Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that's about it.

[–] CuteLuciii@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

For me it's 5 times the same fork 🤔

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I like the one that doesn't have an unnecessary apostrophe.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 43 points 2 days ago

None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 120 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

None of these. 2 has the best tines, but the handle sucks. These look like forks you'd find in a diner. Rounded outer tines is a crime against humanity. Did you maybe want a spork instead? 😡

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (28 children)

Agreed. 2 is the clear winner of this heat, despite the bad handle. 5 has the best handle of the bunch, but all these were stamped from thin, stainless sheet steel, rather than forged from thicker plate. All of their handles are lousy.

5 has a better finish than the rest, but the tines are a train wreck.

Here is the perfect fork:

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[–] recentSloth43@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago
[–] awake01@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 12 points 1 day ago
  1. No discussion.
[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

2 but thicker and a bit different handle.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

2 but its a bit big

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

2 with 5s handle suppremacy

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[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 17 points 2 days ago

Trick question. These are all terrible, therefore I will eat with my fingers.

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apostrophe catastrophe.

Oh, there are forks: #2.

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[–] melisdrawing@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

2, but the base is a bit wide. Am I on the list now?

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[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

2, but I feel like none is good enough. Or sturdy enough. I need 2, but thicker body

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Six.

Look at this fork. LOOK AT IT. Now, calm down.

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[–] GenerationII@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

I'm inclined to say 2, just for form and shape. But it looks to chunky. Like probably heavy af. So I'll choose 3.

P.s. thanks for giving me a new thing I didn't know was linked to my neurodivergence

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

...get that f*ucking plural-~~comma~~ apostrophe out of my face...

^1^ ^head^ ^+^ ^5^ ^handle^

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[–] WeaselOne@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They are all good since they are all single extruded so no food remains getting in between the metal part and the plastic/wood/other

Though, we could argue that 1. is better that the others for the easy grip due to its in-curved handle. Or that its diametrical opposite, number 5. Is the best thanks to its filleted handle making it easier to hold in the case of the food scooped by it not being very hard.

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[–] GodyGade@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)
  1. It's balanced, not too sharp or long.

Nr. 2 is a no go, the thick butt is annoying af to put in a dishwasher cutlery basket. You need to think about these things.

The rest is fine and whatever.

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