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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are all good since they are all single extruded so no food remains getting in between the metal part and the plastic/wood/other

Though, we could argue that 1. is better that the others for the easy grip due to its in-curved handle. Or that its diametrical opposite, number 5. Is the best thanks to its filleted handle making it easier to hold in the case of the food scooped by it not being very hard.

[–] eldain@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

But only 2 and 5 look post processed after extrusion to remove sharp edges, while the others don't. I have cheap cutlery like this and I don't like the feel.

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[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

When I got married, sitting down with the caterer and choosing between dozens of flatware types, I realized that I personally like three dimensional smoothness, with round, cylindrical handles that have some heft but not too much width. I also like cylindrical tines that don't look like it was made from a flat sheet of metal cut and bent into shape (I prefer tines that are cylindrical, not rectangular prisms).

I also like curves along where the head meets the handle, and along the head itself. No sharp corners or edges.

I dislike ornamentation on the handle itself. I like plain, smooth handles.

I chose the forks for my wedding, and then later on in life, based on what I learned about my own preferences, I bought some flatware that fits those general principles (looks like the Sambonet Hannahs, but cheaper than that very expensive line), and replaced the ones in my house. Now I basically don't have any forks that I don't like.

[–] OminousOrange@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

This person forks.

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[–] raod_guitar@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

2 for hand feel alone

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'd pick 5 but none of these look all that comfy

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[–] Novamdomum@fedia.io 31 points 2 days ago

Clearly its the tines of 2 and the handle of 5. Anything else is madness.

My reasoning is quite simple. The tines on the No.2 fork are longer than the others. Long things are often associated with quality, status and refinement (Long fingers, long lashes, long legs etc.). The extra length suggest dexterity and precision.

Conversely the comparatively stubby tines of the No.1 fork would likely suit a toddler or an adult who isn't allowed near pointy things without supervision. Similarly the tines of the No.5 fork suggest that this utensil was born wanting to be a spoon but then was made into a fork at the last minute. This hypothesis is further supported by the rounded end of it's handle which would suit a spoon rather well.

Numbers 3 and 4 forks are usually, in my experience found in establishments where you help yourself to cutlery from big pots with grubby labels marked "SPOONS", "KNIVES" and "FORKS".

Now to the handles. Although the tines of the No.2 fork are pleasing, it then lets itself down with a handle that widens to the point of absurdity. Perhaps the thought was that it would help the extremely aged keep a firm grip while spooning tapioca past loose dentures.

So a cleaned up fork made from an amalgam of the refined tines of No. 2 fork and the pleasantly rounded handle of No. 5 are the only option for any adult with reasonable dexterity.

[–] seeigel@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] DrBabyJesus@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] fum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Forget the handles because they all suck. The flared outer tines are a sin and the shorter tines on 1 is a war crime. I would take 3. Ergonomically it's not terrible and I can deal.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

1 is too short, 2 is too top heavy, 3 is too thin and light, and 5 is almost a spork.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 16 points 2 days ago

2 its just right

[–] Peck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

How thick are they?

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] vrojak@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Number 5 is the best, fight me. The wide, rounded handle provides a comfortable grip, and the slightly shorter prongs, combined with the bulge on the outer ones give it a friendly look. You don't want to put some aggressive looking stabbing device like the disgusting number 2 into your mouth do you? Where all the soft, vulnerable stuff is? Come on. And don't get me started on the handle of number 3, that is just atrocious, way to thin and I can already feel it digging into my skin when just trying to apply modicum of rotational force into my food.

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Some of y'all don't know about the yogurt test and it shows! 4 is the only correct answer.

[–] Clairvoidance@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

2 with 3's handle,

2's head is just weirdly always satisfying

but 2's handle is a bit comical

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