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[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Some people basically hibernated in the past. Slept for most of the day in winter to conserve energy(ignore the part where they slept a lot because they were hungry, we have food).

Modern "work ethics" is a scam.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This would be terribly unpopular on LinkedIn.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Gotta keep up that 24-7 365 grindset.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Look at any other mammals our size.

Specifically other primates and great apes.

They lounge in heards and eat plants.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Some of them fart 100s litres every single day. Fucking legends.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Once saw a gorilla shit a log as big as my head and then fling it ~30ft into a window that a family was viewing it from

Absolute legends

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 18 hours ago

What a hero! Bless!

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Humans weren't "meant" for anything. Your particular sub-brand of cell clumps just failed to go extinct fast enough, so now here you are.

[–] aburrito@sh.itjust.works 34 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think you’re agreeing with the premise without realizing it. We weren’t meant to have the norms and expectations that society places on us to just survive. We’re not expected to just retain homeostasis and survival, part of that has been predicated on your “personal productivity” towards the systems that we live under. Access to community and group resources is something we’re made to seek out, but it’s been blocked behind paywalls and monetary requirements effectively.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Humans weren't "meant" for anything.

Hi, it's me, the creator. Your purpose is to create entertaining content, but your output has been slipping lately. You live in a simulation created by my multiversal corporation, which didn't meet growth expectations this cycle, so we'll be making some cuts to your simulation's fidelity — just a few fingers and toes for now. Try refocusing your civilization on pumping out Boss Baby movies (they're very popular here!) and we can talk again in 172 of your years.

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[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

So true! If you are too depressed to have any offspring you simply quit the game of evolutin and the world goes on. Delicious, delicious nihilism. Keep scrolling ;)

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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I've only gotten one minute into the video and already it's hit me with truth.

I'm a sahm, used to work in manufacturing. I enjoy keeping house, ..mostly. The beginning of the video it's stated in the stone age, people would usually have one day of heavy work, followed by a day of less work.

When I'm left to my own devices on planning and keeping house, this is exactly how my days go. I clean like hell for one day or do an outdoor project, and the next, I just do the bare minimum, maybe a load of dishes and a meal that requires more effort, but nothing else. I thought it was just part of my neurodivergencies. But I really do enjoy working in this manner. I actually get to enjoy the fruits of my labor for a minute.

Maybe thats what humans are missing, basking in a job well done is important to keep us motivated imo

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

The "neurodivergent" are just people who don't vibe with capitalism btw

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 8 points 22 hours ago

Yeah there's something to that. Like I feel as though we should always be doing stuff but not what it is that we're currently doing?

Like, we should be waking up and having tea with our neighbors or helping out in our communities and stuff .. perhaps just building, planting, fixing things that we'd like? I don't feel as though we should be fighting deadlines constantly.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Me too. I enjoy my job, and I'd do it for free if I wouldn't need money for almost everything, from my daily commute to breakfasts that both guarantee I can work at all. My paycheck is ignorant of this secret taxation.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, historically, the majority of humans were meant die shortly after being born, with women dying in childbirth, and men dying young in wars. Those that lived those parts may have died from malnutrition or diseases/injuries today that are annoyances instead of being fatal.

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 6 points 22 hours ago

With current use of antibiotics in farming; disease and injury will soon be very fatal again. At least we can hope for a reset of the infinite growth issue.

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The world did indeed used to be a brutal place. I guess I'm trying to understand what conclusion you're trying to draw.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

The OP picture says "humans were never meant to be" something. That language suggests that either we're biologically designed to be something else (which I don't think that person was saying) or that human society was designed to support something better that is less anxious or depressed. I'm pointing out (not too seriously) that that isn't the case either and that prior human societies were actually "designed" to be far far worse.

Realistically no one designed anything, so I'm having a lighthearted poke at the premise of OP's picture.

[–] Wanpieserino@lemm.ee 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Stress causes burnout. That's something else.

Depression is when you don't do anything. You won't be "too busy". You're not even leaving your bedroom.

Anxious people can't handle stress.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Depression isn't only "when you don't do anything." That's one of the forms severe depression can take, but it's better generalized as persistent lack of positive emotions and/or motivation resulting from decreased brain activity in key areas

Also people diagnosed with anxiety can "handle stress," just not to the level demanded by modern society without significant impairment and distress

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