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[–] libra00@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Someone with some photoshop skill ought to change this to be the face from the painting Trump said he hated it and then reply to his post with it. Bonus points if you add some greasy McDonald's stains to the hat and/or robe.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

WTF, disgusting.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He can't be pope......... He touches women, not kids

[–] yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

he's been on epstiens island so he qualifies

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

More zone flooding. Ignore and move on.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Do his hands look small? Even AI couldn't give Trump normal sized hands?

Wouldn’t even be in the top 5 of the worst or most immoral popes in history, which is crazy.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Just don't look! Just don't look!

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He misread pope as rape and signed right up.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Or maybe he figured he could molest more children

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This was Trumps holy Easter message

[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I can't tell if people believe he is serious about being pope.

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