this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Fusilli Jerry?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Well what do you expect them to stick things up their ass during the workday? Well yeah I guess you do.

[–] Ifera@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Odd, none of the pics you post load for me, even tried with a browser instead of Sync, and can't get them to load

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

A little insensitive to mock the people who fell backwards in the shower on a bottle of Pert.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What are you suggesting, that people should stick things up their asses only during normal business hours instead?

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pro tip: if you buy a vibrator, don’t go for a cordless one.

Just saying.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wired, wireless. A flared base is the actual key.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Ideally, yes. But in any case if it has a wire at least it’ll let you fish it out like a tampon.