rasbora

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[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago

Thank you! You are welcome to join me next week when I celebrate my 2079th birth day.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

No, that’s not true. A birth week recurs yearly, not weekly.

A birth day is the day on which you were born, say Saturday, and you’ll have one of those every week.

A birth week is the number of the week in which you were born, say week 14, and it takes a year before it’s week 14 again. Same interval as a birth month.

A birth date only occurs once. It’ll never be July 4, 1981 ever again.

This is all very normal and logical. Beep boop.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 9 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Exactly. You don't need to be a mathematician, you just need to think rationally.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

There are always more things that you don't know than there are things that you do know.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 22 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

What are you guys talking about, my birth day is a weekly recurring event. I was born on a Saturday so I'm now 2078 weeks old.

I am very normal.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 131 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people's bodies. We are in deep water, folks.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 183 points 1 day ago (7 children)

From the article:

In February, Friends actor David Schwimmer called on Musk to ban Kanye West from X after he made a series of antisemitic posts.

Schwimmer called on Musk, the owner of X, to remove West from the platform. “This is so 2022,” said Schwimmer. “We can’t stop a deranged bigot from spewing hate-filled, ignorant bile… but we CAN stop giving him a megaphone, Mr Musk.”

Bold of Schwimmer to assume Musk in any way disagrees with Ye's views.

Elon is not just holding the megaphone, he's actively cranking up the volume dial.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your foreskin has no bearing on your ability to wash your dick

I imagine the whole circumcision thing makes sense when you're wandering the desert for years and there's not a whole lot of water around, but other than that, yeah.