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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 134 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Everything!

Say "I love you babe!"

  • Long term relationship - green
  • First date - red

Say "I'll beat you!"

  • Racing a kid - green
  • When stoping in the middle of the woods with your date - red

Let a fart rip

  • With a friend when the room is silent - green
  • On your date when she rims you - red

I can go on

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno that last one could both be green flags!

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

No kink shaming on that last one

"I'll beat you" Had me rolling

Pleasen't don't

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Red flag: My friend once saw what looked like people setting a RadioShack ablaze and stealing all the expensive electronics and making off with them all.

Green flag context: It was actually a faulty electronic that caused the fire, and the "thieves" were Good Samaritans saving everything from getting burned.

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hope they got all of the free battery of the month cards!

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could get a card that entitled you to a free battery every month.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh. I'm not sure. That's the least they could've done though, considering someone posted a video of them saving the electronics and ruined their reputation. Made worse because they were loyal AA immigrant employees in a community that was growing unfonder of the immigration and the perception of what they were doing caused things to skyrocket.

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was there a reason they didn't try to put out the fire or call the firestation? Triple-O or whatever is never far away.

The idea of anyone helping was a business liability concern, but the insistent bystanders wanted to balance that out with anything they thought they "could" do. Both the firestation and the police (because they had nothing else to do in their tiny area) were called but took a while because Winter was in its cusp at the time.

Ironically it was the fact the police understood the bystanders' intentions that made citizens (who thought it was a burglary) accuse everyone in charge of being overly sympathetic to what they thought was immigration-spawned crime. Police even made a public statement about the bystanders' intentions, but the citizens didn't believe the police on that.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Witnessing a crime is a red flag?

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[–] raubarno@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 year ago

If a person with protanopia/deuteranopia looks at a red flag, one sees green-ish flag.

[–] venoft@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Red flags: wants constant attention, nags constantly for me to make her dinner, sometimes physically hurts me.

Green flag: when it's my cat.

Or a toddler/infant.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Of ur moving fast enough the doppler effect.

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[–] CodingAndCoffee@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Lying and pretending to know something who's actually a complete stranger to them

When the stranger is a drunk woman in distress clearly trying to get away from a predator.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Color blindness test

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

If you’re colorblind.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your partner is indiscriminately murdering vaguely shady people with a bow and arrow it will probably be fine, cause he’ll reset the universe and become god (or something?) just be sure to weep about being betrayed at least once every seasβ€”er… year.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Having a picture of a burning CCP flag on their wall πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ”₯

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Partners who want to do everything for you.

They're very giving, and will do you so many favors, and cater to your whims. Favorite ice cream? Let me go buy it for you! Need something from the store? I'll go get it! Need a ride? Got you covered!

Once they have you "locked down" (married, pregnant, in a long-term lease, dependant on them for transport, etc.) they can do a 180 and suddenly "you owe them". No more favors. Only guilt. They'll isolate you and make every negative emotion they feel be "your fault."

They want you to become dependant on them so they can use and manipulate you.

Be so very careful with overly kind/giving people. Never let yourself be 100% dependant on someone else. Ever. No matter how nice they are to you.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you misread the question.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, I totally did. Whoops. I'm tired. Keepin' it up.

[–] senicar@social.cyb3r.dog 14 points 1 year ago

It was a good answer anyway

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Piss-play fetish if you swim around the Great Barrier Reef a lot.

[–] mysticallego@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (7 children)
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[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Multiple Personalities.

When you say you wanna see other people, they already are other people!

[–] Rocky60@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sometimes a bad credit rating is a good thing

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Eating in an extremely unhealthy way if you're an actor and it's necessary to gain weight for a movie, or it's for an official science experiment.

[–] mifan@feddit.dk 3 points 1 year ago

Zhongshan Island

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

USSR when you want to liberate the working class (or if you have red-green color blindness)

[–] red_concrete@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Or when you're looking for the Chinese consulate.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The 2021 Belgian Grand Prix

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