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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
people named khan:
Kid named kaan
What are you doing step-bee
I don't generally care about people making new sexualities, but it's not hip to fuck bees.
I can’t believe I’m saying this: Just because you’re sexually attracted to bees doesn’t mean You have to fuck then.
Kaan moment
I can’t bee-lieve**
This is 100% a troll either just for fun or to rile up and radicalize gullible conservatives
yeah I just thought it would be funny to mention the 'it's hip to fuck bees' thing
“It’s not hip to fuck bees”
Liberalism opened the door. Get with the times, grandpa.
Adam and Eve, not Adam and bees!
Smh the background/flag isn't gold-black stripes 🤦♂️
I got this reference! Thank you, (my) child with terrible taste in movies.
How you doing my kaans
Based
Bee Movie has entered the chat
Fun fact: DreamWorks animation is directly responsible for one out of every three new sexualities!
You like jazzzz?
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its hip to fuck bees. 🐝
Do you like jazz?
No I like bees
Barlo Patch notes
I can't believe Kirk was barlophobic all this time
sexauly attracties?
Byeah
"New Sexuality" and the first order of business was to create a bespoke slur for it?
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Is this a reference that is going over my head?
One joke?
It feels like Barlo Kaan could be a person's name.
Ah maybe. I thought it was mocking people for "making up" genders. Like any good satire nowadays, it's impossible to tell which it is.
Well that was the obvious joke, I just thought there might be more layers.
In this hive, the Queen Bee is human and her honey is the sweetest 😌
Wake up babe, new sexuality just dropped
Something about insects. Is it their thick asses, thin legs, big eyes, chiseled jawlines, wasp waists, hairy chests, tiny hands/feets? God damn.
It's because they watched Antz or A Bug's life growing up. It changed them forever.
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low quality bait!
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