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She was seeing spots.

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How long has she been seeing spots? Is it serious?

No, they've only been dating for a few weeks.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is hilarious

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I don’t see the humour in this. It sounds like the dog had serious medical condition and it doesn’t seem appropriate to laugh at her expense.

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Looks like you didn't… spot the joke.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemmy apparently doesn't appreciate anti-jokes

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It can be a hard in the land without an /s. But seriously why was it seeing spots? I understand Dalmatians are covered in spots but this should in no way effect the animals vision. Perhaps if it was looking in a mirror or constantly turning its head to look at its body but that should be deductible. And lastly, how the hell do you know if your dog is seeing spots? I can’t understand how a dog could possibly communicate this to its owner.

In closing this joke is stupid, lame and frustrating. 4 stars.

[–] NOSin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You lost your sense of humour, you should try and look for it, for your sake.

[–] BarelyOriginal@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

I dunno, that comment was pretty funny. Maybe you got wooshed