this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Me: if I go to bed tomorrow comes.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm already doing the thing. I do not wish to exert the effort to do the other thing. Fuck the ramifications.

ramifications arrive

How could this have happened?

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

Objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

[–] Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Reminds me of this fucking banger. (Flying - Half Man Half Bull).

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 7 points 13 hours ago

Are you objectifying me??

Most people pay for that privilege

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's what phones are for.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 7 points 17 hours ago