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[–] Justdaveisfine@midwest.social 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That quest here to find the missing sister is just the worst:

No map marker, quest giver gives misleading directions, the 'obvious' cave leads you through a completely unrelated dungeon, only way to finish the quest is find an incredibly small alchemist pouch buried in mud underwater in a strong current surrounded by tall foliage, only quest rewards are alchemy ingredients.

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 25 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No one wants to work anymore.

[–] Justdaveisfine@midwest.social 10 points 12 hours ago

I had correctly guessed she drowned, so I checked downstream of the thinner and shallower (waist deep) river side of the island, which was closer to the town.

But no. She drowned upstream of the island trying to cross the river at its broadest point and further out of the town, apparently.

I think Bethesda just wanted me to finally use up those potions of water breathing.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Just small town life without TV and computers.

Sex, boardgames, drink, target practice, build things, break things, talk, sleep.

Teen pregnancy is higher in rural areas for a reason.

[–] match@pawb.social 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Because of the board games?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 3 hours ago

All those words

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

it's like a 15 minute walk to whiterun, just pop up to the cloud district and harass nazeem

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

I was gonna say "or like 10 minutes to Falkreath," but Falkreath has nothing either.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

10 min walk and 5 minute sprint, there's a bandit camp (tower bridge) adjacent to the road

[–] trigg@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Have a rave in the haunted barrow

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago

What happens in the barrow stays in the barrow

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 16 hours ago

Competitive firewood chopping.

Extinct local megafauna

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 7 points 18 hours ago

Jump down the waterfall?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Wrestle the cave bears.