this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2023
682 points (100.0% liked)

196

16453 readers
1980 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 13 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] cmhickman358@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello Potion Seller. I'm going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

[–] BecomingTheFalcon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Thanks now I have to go watch that video again lol

[–] HeckingShepherd@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And people want to fuck both

[–] enitoni@beehaw.org 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People want to fuck anything that moves

[–] Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

And vending machines. I mean objects that don't move

[–] spader312@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] coolfission@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and long eyelashes = feminine

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goddamnit, that explains everything.

My whole life I've been told "your eyelashes are too long and pretty for a man". They were just trying to be helpful.

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Same. I had other women exclaim how jealous they were over my long eyelashes and how they were "going to waste"

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago

The female wolf doesn't have huge boobies, or a bow, or anything pink on it. How am I supposed to tell the difference between these two?!

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just have one of them with a long schlong. Doesn't matter which one.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Why not both?

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Better than making them blue/pink