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Rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] spark947@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

Please stop confusing me.

[-] nottheengineer@feddit.de 56 points 1 year ago

It's simple:

You like girls. If you are a girl and have another girl, that's 2 girls. 2 girls > 1 girl.

[-] persolb@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

Am CIS and support this logic

[-] kungen@feddit.nu 4 points 1 year ago

Autogynephilia.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

As a CIS male this is a lie. We want robot bodies with glowy bits where our eyes should be.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Guys want to be either

Being a beautiful girl?
being a Voltron?

Checks out

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it made me realize how much I want to turn my torso and limbs into robot jaguars (lions are lame).

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure those two are mutually exclusive.

[-] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

either

Haha yeah, who would even ask me to be a f-

I mean, I'd be a sick volbtron! With a mega sword or something.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 year ago

As a cis male guy this is very affirming

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago

Literally all my homies wanna live together as girls

[-] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

Both their outfits are fucking amazing though!

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

Am I the egg? No, I am a cis ~~straight~~ male.

::: spoiler source meme template: The "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong." meme :::

[-] kartonrealista@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

This but unironically. I want to be able to shape shift at will

[-] bownage@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the dysphoria bestie

[-] JAJLWolf@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

Isn't this meme the definition of the egg experience though? Not to tell anyone how to live their lives, but this feels pretty textbook for trans-person-in-denial.

[-] bownage@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah but that doesn't mean it's helping 🙃

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

demisexual rule

[-] klemptor@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Man this sub makes me feel ancient. I need a traveler's guide.

[-] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The AJJ song I wanna be your dog 2 but interpreting dog as Dog from Half-Life 2 (or anything else a brain could maybe be plugged into).

Meaning: the schizoid urge to have the option to donate my head/brain to cryonics testing as I see no other way for someone to get me out of here (and if it doesn't work it'd still be worth the gamble).