Now, your astrological forecast: Leo, you gonna die; Virgo, you gonna die; Gemini, you gonna die. Twice.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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Penalty is a million dongs
An average Saturday night for your mum
About $50 USD, or a million penises.
If you get fined in Vietnam, you have to take out your dong in front of the police.
Some how more expensive than a private room?
A hotel certainly costs a lot more than that,
Not in Vietnam. At a hostel or low-end hotel, you can get away with $10-15 a night.
So it's the same price as a cheap rental apartment, $300-450 a month.
Very Nasty Dongs.
I've definitely been in a hostel where they should have had this sign. Woke up to my bunk rockin.
Yeah, worst family trip ever.
mom seemed to like it
Things just haven't been the same since Dad passed away.
But did we really have to take such a long break on the way to the mortuary?
VND? Vietnamese Nerd Dollars?
Close lmao Vietnamese Dong
Dong? Well now I know I can never go to Vietnam because I have a child's sense of humor.
"That'll be 5 Dong"
giggling
I only have a 4 dong but I make up for it with enthusiasm.
It's metric over there. You have over 10 dong!
Wait, they pay by dong?
3 dings to a dong
Goddamn inflation...
me when i show up to the popcorn party to provide commentary on my own sex tape
me and the folk trying to find her clit together (investigative voice-over)
Would that count as a type of revenge porn?
Vietnamese DGAF
Some people just don't care about anything do they. Guess they went to this hostel one time too many.
eh.