[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 hour ago

Dumbest shit I’ve heard from Trump all day.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Were they profitable?

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

For making choices. It’s not a race, buddy.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

You’re saying your wife’s pleasure doesn’t matter to you?

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 35 points 5 hours ago

Remember to never preorder.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 19 points 5 hours ago

“First is best”

To avoid overthinking decisions that don’t really matter, the first acceptable choice is the correct one.

Save your indecision for stuff that matters.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 hours ago

Upvoted for correct use of ‘satrapy’.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 27 points 7 hours ago

IDK what cattle mutilation shit you’re into.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 24 points 7 hours ago

That’s not profitable.

Sounds like some weird fantasy of yours.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 14 points 10 hours ago

Can you give Linus a Raiden hat?

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 23 hours ago

Looping single inserts over an open connection is far far slower than a bulk insert because every row is another transaction.

Only thing it’s faster than is if you opened and closed a connection for each row.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 23 hours ago

Inserting 15k rows of 50 columns into a 50M table is something we do every day.

2100 params on a query sounds like spaghetti code.

I suspect OP is using single row insert statements when they need a bulk insert to be performant.

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submitted 2 months ago by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/bready@lemmy.world

Today’s experiment is a sourdough bread with 20% scalded buckwheat flour. Very soft, sweet earthy flavor.

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This crusty ear (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 3 months ago by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/bready@lemmy.world

Sourdough bâtard popped a lovely ear

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submitted 4 months ago by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/bready@lemmy.world

75% bread flour, 25% khorasan flour, 80% hydration, baked in dutch oven with steam.

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submitted 6 months ago by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/foodporn@lemmy.world
  • 100g whole khorasan flour
  • 200g boiling water
  • 100g whole khorasan flour
  • 500g bread flour
  • 340g warm water
  • 200g starter
  • 16g salt

Pour 200g boiling water on 100g khorasan flour, mix until fully hydrated, rest 15m

Add another 100g khorasan, 500g bread flour, 340g warm water

Mix with dough hook 3 minutes @ speed 2

Cover and rest for 1/2 to 3 hours to autolyse

Mix with dough hook speed 2 for 8 minutes, develop gluten to windowpane

Add 200g starter and 16g salt

Mix with dough hook for 8 minutes @ speed 3

Final dough temperature should be 74F

Cover and bulk ferment at room temp for 12 hours

Divide and preshape dough, rest 15-30 minutes

Shape dough, proof on counter 1-2 hours

(Optional) Retard dough in fridge 6-48 hours

Bake with steam @ 450F 38-50 minutes depending on loaf size

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I mean it’s right there in his name. Also I did a book report on him in middle school. Actually he was an ineffective president who steered America right into the great depression, but he had a good one-liner.

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submitted 7 months ago by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/bready@lemmy.world

Recipe is 75% bread flour, 25% whole khorasan, 80% hydration.

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submitted 9 months ago by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/sourdough@lemmy.world

75% bread flour, 25% whole khorasan, 10% scalded flour, 77.5% hydration. Cold retarded then baked in a dutch oven with ice.

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submitted 10 months ago by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/bready@lemmy.world

Bonus crumb shot:

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submitted 10 months ago by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/bready@lemmy.world

75% bread flour

15% whole khorasan

10% scalded whole khorasan

77.5% hydration

Baked with ice in a dutch oven.

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submitted 10 months ago by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/foodporn@lemmy.world
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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/voyagerapp@lemmy.world

Starting with version 1.14, the bottom icon tray keeps disappearing. It can still be clicked but won’t stay visible, I just get white space at the bottom.

Using default theme and system dark mode settings (daytime). Phone is iPhone 14 ProMax with iOS 16.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by deegeese@sopuli.xyz to c/sourdough@lemmy.world
  • 80% bread flour
  • 10% scalded whole khorasan flour
  • 10% whole khorasan flour
  • 77.5% hydration
  • Bake 38 minutes at 450°F with steam
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