Wait until you learn that whipped cream is made by whipping cows. /s
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It's okay, they only whip cows that are into that, otherwise they wouldn't cream.
That's not a milkshake. That's a milkspin. I want my money back.
That's a rig for moving sick or distressed cows to a barn for medical intervention so they don't die out in a random paddock. They're either strapped underneath or cradled into a net.
Of all the images to use, ironically this one is showcasing human ingenious to save an animal, cause you know that vet treatment is gonna be advanced too.
That’s what makes the joke funny
Of all the images to use
I'm glad they used this one, lets be real.
Exactly! That's what I had popped in to say
It does bring all the boys to the yard
Damn right, is better than yours
"Get rotated, idiot"
Yes.
Look, a cow tipping implement!
more like cow centrifuge. spin the milk right out of the cow.
No question about it
Produces vegan noices of trying not to start a discussion about livestock farming in general
You say that as if an oat milkshake wasn't bad for both, plants and animals, considering you need an earthquake to shake the oat.
Yes, and you liberals can cry as much about it as you want, but I'll continue to enjoy my milkshakes. By the way, if you dare to shandenfreude-post the moment Project2025 will ban my favorite video games and I'll be crashing out on the web, I call you extremely rude! /s
I need one of those for my wife.
...could you rephrase that?
He needs to get a milkshake for his wife, because she’s fat.