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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 13 hours ago

So backend is generational issues manifested in a figurative child. Frontend is a trip to the park.

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 87 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Funny, most people I've talked to said that the backend code usually is better structured and written, while the frontend (web and games) was a hot mess

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 39 minutes ago

On the front end, you can put lipstick on that pig.

On the back end, it has to work and there's nowhere to apply lipstick.

OTOH, it seems there is a trend in modern dev practices that it's acceptable for a service to terminate frequently, as long as it respawns, which finally made me figure out all the sci-fi tropes where a ship's systems aren't responding. It's because too many are crashing in concert. But mostly terrifying that this practice would ever be considered practical.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

A significant percentage of developers regard frontend dev as a branch of the Arts, and therefore not "proper" software engineering.

I once had a fresh grad Junior complain to me about being given a frontend ticket, because they wanted to be writing Real Code and apparently thought they were too good to learn how to change the margin on a div.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Saying “front end is not proper software engineering” is bullshit but at the same time if you hire someone to write code and then ask them to write CSS I can understand being frustrated.

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Yeah, that’s my experience. The backend is an environment you control completely and has well-defined inputs and outputs specifically designed to be handled by machines. Front end code changes on a whim, runs who the hell knows where, and has to look good doing it.

[–] paraffine@jlai.lu 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Plus for the front most people use very unsafe languages and glued together frameworks (JavaScript, typescript, react, Vue etc), whereas on the backend we can use proper type-safe, compiled languages with better abstractions (rust, scala,...) with proper unit and integration tests.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

All the node.js backends reading this rn

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In particular, frontend has to interact with humans, which is one hell of a messy API.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Can confirm. I’m a full time frontend developer and humans don’t have very well defined APIs

And, while tested to extreme limits, somehow the end user still finds ways to break it, creating more things haphazardly stuffed in

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Depends who's coding what. Since fullstack, ick, is the norm, backend coders forced to do frontend is the case that you've described. Frontend coders forced to do backend is the case in the comic.

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My experience has often been that Business mostly cares about what they and their users can directly interact with (The FE) and don't really care about spending time and effort on the BE

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Management: "We're only going to hire 'full stack' devs from now on."

Also Management: "Why is this page taking 37 seconds to load?"

I'm now a full-stack engineer. Instead of being ok at any layer, I don't know what I'm doing in the UI, the Service, the Backend, the Database, the Cloud Infrastructure, and the CI/CD.

But, if anything breaks, I almost always can figure out where it broke very quickly. A fix is always unpleasant though.

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

The security and permission layers for the API:

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, but that also means backend developers only have to worry about the code. Where I work, they always align on best practices across the company. While frontend is a mess of apps and frankensteined components.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 35 points 1 day ago

Opens dev console

"Hah oh wow it looks pretty good considering it's throwing 69 errors, nice"

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It bugs me that his head facing the camera in both pics