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[–] Puzzlehead@reddthat.com 3 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

Wouldn't he have to put in a fake birth date if it asked him to verify his age?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

conservatives are pushing for full ID submission.

[–] passwordforgetter@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 hour ago

It's always best to regulate the goldberg's online businesses.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, I can imagine having a mother like that would make it so that you can't enjoy life, damn.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 31 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

His first name starts with a Q?! That poor kid, imagine getting your porn preference blasted into the news by your mom and then you also have a Q in your name. Mom should be sued for child abuse

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 55 seconds ago

those are not hid initials; he was named after the code.

[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 3 points 31 minutes ago

I hope those aren't his real initials because it seems like there's more than enough information to identify him between the article and complaint filing. Poor kid doesn't deserve to be dragged into this.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Quiglet Cumberfungle.

Poor bastard.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I don't know why they bother censoring it we all know he's called Quentin.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

In the old world maybe. Today's tragedeigh naming means it could be anything. Qristofer. Enjoy.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 hour ago

if i ever change my name i am stealing this

[–] fatalicus@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] merrickal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

For some reason “Quinton” comes to mind. No idea if that’s actually a name or something my brain came up.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 2 points 58 minutes ago

It's an actual name, not common these days tho.

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

would explain the "disfigurement" claims

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 58 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.

[–] intheformbelow@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

She just didn't want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as "Giantmagacnt"

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago

I want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Dude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Better not break his arms.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 4 hours ago

Did homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 42 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I have never heard of most of these and I’m a decent degenerate.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I have only heard of one of those ans im a furry. Im a professional degenerate

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 14 points 5 hours ago

Never stop to discover new things.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 156 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

“Mom” isn’t doing this unless she’s uber rich. Someone is bankrolling her to try to set precedent.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 hours ago

Anti-masturbation shaming and lawfare and the idea that you can blame all your problems on it is a mainstay of the religious right playbook.

They then hold the forever frustrated subject in a mental shame prison they can never escape but above which they can self righteously judge everyone else and feel they know the real reason why everything is messed up. A similar self sealing logic as the conspirationnists.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 132 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (6 children)

Ding Ding Ding! You Win!

Mom is joined in her lawsuit by the National Center on Sexual Exploitation (NCOSE).

https://endsexualexploitation.org/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Center_on_Sexual_Exploitation

The National Center on Sexual Exploitation (NCOSE), previously known as Morality in Media and Operation Yorkville, is an American conservative anti-pornography organization.[2][3] The group has also campaigned against sex trafficking, same-sex marriage, sex shops and sex toys, decriminalization of sex work, comprehensive sex education, and various works of literature or visual arts the organization has deemed obscene, profane or indecent. Its current president is Marcel Van der Watt. The organization describes its goal as "exposing the links between all forms of sexual exploitation".[4]

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The group has also campaigned against sex trafficking, same-sex marriage, sex shops and sex toys

So they just did a control + f for "sex" and then are against any of the results. Are they seriously suggesting that there are people out there who are all for sex trafficking, and would vote in favour of it? They sound like lovely people.

[–] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I'll bet they don't really like the Sex Pistols, either.

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[–] intheformbelow@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure NCOSE is a cover for a pedo ring. They probably frequented Epstein's parties.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 3 hours ago

They are a right-wing religious advocacy group. So it's practically a guarantee.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 3 hours ago

Its current president is Marcel Van der Watt.

That makes so much sense.

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