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[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Some days, to avoid disturbing my sleeping cats, I sleep sideways across the head of my bed curled around them. Those days I swim in a sea of pillows.

So I guess d?

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] Resol@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

G, but I'm not as skinny as Goku.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Famously Yamcha's death pose

Source:

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago (1 children)

Oh... no idea why I confused him for Goku.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Their Gis are the same color and both bear Roshi's name on the back. It's not unreasonable as a guess, but we're dragon ball nerds and know the scene being referenced.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

You can tell I have watched Dragon Ball in forever.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

That's why you gotta get one of those side sleeper pillows (I've got one without a waifu, but to each their own). That shit is straight up magic.

[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

E but D looks pretty cool

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 32 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

I didnt even know he was sick

[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

G but the blanket somehow wraps around me like D.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

That's why I personally use a Möbius blanket. That's a manifold that doesn't fold 😎

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I sleep like B wishing it was H

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

A bit of duct tape can fix that, just like everything else

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 8 points 9 hours ago
[–] rossome@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 hours ago

Like a dead Yamcha for sure.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 32 points 12 hours ago

G but on my left shoulder

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 hours ago

A to D to H to B to C to G to F to E. All in about 5 minutes. Repeat until alarm.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 7 hours ago

I too prefer the D

[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

B or C or H,

H is looking sick honestly

[–] RecipeForHate1@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 hours ago

G all the way

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I used to like F. But working years in construction has forced me into G with a pillow in between or else my hands go numb and wake me up 4 times a night. And now I have back issues from sleeping in G. Getting old sucks major ass, boys.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 24 minutes ago

I hope you dont mind me being oblivious but as a youngster i dont get why construction would make your arms go numb. I get the back pain tho

[–] elaiden@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

Do A with a pillow between the knees and another pillow to "hug". Let the shoulder roll forward and keep the arm straight in front of you, it's the best one I've found yet.

[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 14 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

How do you breathe

[–] elaiden@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago

Hello neck pain

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

face down work well for the D

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 4 points 9 hours ago

Me: B Wife: E

[–] unaccomplishedbottom@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

What the fuck is kinda sleep is D?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 11 hours ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 hours ago

Consistently A

[–] Sephie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

All of the above

[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

H on the side

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

D mostly. Occasional G

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

A , but my blanket thinks I want D

[–] SplooshArmstrong@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

H. Who dares to wake me?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

How is B different from H?

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You have received CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 5 points 10 hours ago

They're the same, but for H you hold the position for thousands of years.

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Feels like D most nights.

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