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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago

Peak masculinity = starving SS POW

[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Become a Si Si?

[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!

Yeah, this dude looks like he'd space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.

[–] Plesiohedron@lemmy.cafe 1 points 6 days ago

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mess with that guy.

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

yeah, leave the disabled alone /s

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

This person looks deformed

[–] Ithorian@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Average German

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago

That's just a thick chimp.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Looks about right

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago

Flap them ears and be free.

[–] fadhl3y@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago

Vinnie Jones?

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago
[–] goodboyjojo@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Looks like Chad from them wojak meme cartoons.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago
[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 164 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

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[–] florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 133 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 89 points 1 week ago

This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

[–] driving_crooner 33 points 1 week ago

Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

[–] FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 106 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Trincapinones@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago

Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

[–] Xanvial@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world -5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Soccer, the least masculine sport

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.

Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn't burn his mouth ... Intelligence is also attractive.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world -1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

And swings his feet while sitting in a chair

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

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[–] RoomTempCoffee@lemmy.cafe 32 points 1 week ago

Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago

OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

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