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Bazinga (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by Napain@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

Can we kiss now?

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[-] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn't want it to get awkward

[-] nodsocket@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?

[-] spudwart@spudwart.com 2 points 1 year ago

Nah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago
[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Is it gay to be attracted to trans? Hmm.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Warm seed can come from women too, is all I'm saying

Also, I think it's time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

I think "gay/straight " describe more than 90% of people. It is useful. What is not useful is making politics out of this, including blaming the other side for being immoral, and "identity politics".

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

All I'm saying is that describing attraction based on appearance can often make things much easier than stricly basing it on sex or gender identity.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Ah! Got you. However, girlclock is part of appearance too.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, absolutely. And that's what I mean by saying sexuality is complex, people can have such a wild mix of preferences.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So then you agree that it is not gay for a woman to like girlcock (maybe it is not straight either, but importantly it is not gay). Checkmate returned :)

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Well, you are eating endosperm.

[-] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts

[-] aio2@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago

How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?

Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.

[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Fill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.

[-] H2207@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

What if that was your intention all along...

[-] eochaid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.

[-] luky@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

thats the meme wuality we need on lemmy

[-] eray@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Delicious ๐Ÿ˜

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
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