this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] loonsun@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Me who just went back for their PhD

[–] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Miniatures wargaming and lifting over here. Also got divorced, which was good.

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

I will come back to this post in 20-25 years time.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 81 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Japan...

i just really freaking love public transportation infrastructure

i want to ride ALL THE TRAINS

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

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[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What do I do if mine's not on here? What kind of mid-life-crisis is this?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Welcome friend.
We all mid-life down here.

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[–] match@pawb.social 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Add gardening, birdwatching, golf, volunteering?

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[–] KotActually@startrek.website 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got the bonus 5th one: Linux

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 1 week ago

Hufflepuff.

Wait a minute...

No, I stand by it. Just replace the badger with a blunt.

[–] MrSelatcia@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Hoimo@ani.social 2 points 6 days ago

Here in my backyard, smoking these meats.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

True, true, this is me too. I’ve got to admit to having to hold myself back from a full on outdoor kitchen. But I have a nice grill and a huge smoker, and I’ll be here every weekend wondering how to find people who want to share 15# of pulled pork or something.

I’ve actually gone overboard with cooking in general. Replaced teflon with cast iron and stainless steel, and a griddle top , and learned how to cook so many different foods from so many cuisines.

[–] Ithorian@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Running and smoking meats and everything that is food, my kettle is having a hard time

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Where's the "Reclusive hermit" one.

[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I thought that was assumed since Lemmy?

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