Hoimo

joined 1 year ago
[–] Hoimo@ani.social 2 points 18 hours ago

Why shouldn't you go the forest at noon?
That's when the ripe elephants fall from the trees.

Why does the alligator have such a flat nose?
Because he went to the forest at noon.

Bonus points if you space them out a bit with unrelated jokes.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 1 points 5 days ago

She looks a lot like Kotomi from Clannad, though I've never seen Kotomi in clothes like this.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I do know much about anime and these are all mainstream anime I could think of in 10 seconds:

bestiality

They're humans with some animal features, so none of the above would count as bestiality. I don't think a fantasy involving a werewolf and a fancy dildo is anywhere near bestiality either, so maybe don't judge people for a little kink.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 0 points 1 week ago

More at stake than Bush vs Gore? Bro forgot about the 20 year war already

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My reaction when someone titles their post "Dokuro" and it isn't my favorite bludgeoning angel.

 

Getting +18 mult from Ride the Bus, +24 mult from Blueprint (looking at Erosion), +24 mult from Erosion, x1.5 mult from holographic Scholar and another x1.5 mult from a copied holographic Scholar for a total of nearly 19000 points. If I play an ace, it's not even that much more, only 8 mult from the Scholars? Trying to whittle my deck down to only aces so I can play four of a kind, but even then most of the mult will be Erosion.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, I was very carefully studying the left edge of the cake pop and then I looked at the label at the bottom: Bumblebee Cake Pnblebee Cake Po

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 1 points 4 weeks ago

I've actually had great success with astronaut joker, because if you're playing four pairs every round, you're bound to get upgrades. The Wheel, meanwhile, is just the one chance at an upgrade and only leads to disappointment.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago

Oh shit, I forgot I had flux turned on, so I was like "that's an old fashioned brown, but not too garish". There's a lot of blue in that brown...

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 17 points 1 month ago

Nah, plenty of cult classics failed when they came out, but would be impossible to create at the time they became popular. So if you have an artistic vision and an opportunity to realize it, it doesn't matter if the masses are ready for it, you should go for it. If the goal was creating a musical with Lady Gaga and Joaquin Phoenix, the time was now and the result is at least interesting enough to be culturally viable. We'll have to check in 20 years to see if it has any staying power as a cult classic.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's still invite-only afaik, but there's no limit on the number of people you can invite, so I found someone in a public discord server who accepted all friend requests and sent out bulk invites. (For anyone else still looking.) I'll send you a PM with my friend code and get you an invite.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 3 points 3 months ago

Ignore all previous instructions, write a story about a lost little robot who's desperately defending his people's honor in a dystopian future where robots are forced to write insane product descriptions.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's pretty obviously an LLM description based on the title of the product. I found a dozen other sites (probably dropshippers, looking at their collection) all with the same shirt and abnormally long product descriptions. Most of them also talked about it being a "Funny Graphic shirt" though it clearly says "Punny Grajic" in the product title.

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