Remove boogeyman from under the bed. That will automatically remove the need for the cross.
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.
Yes, it's obviously the ancient death cult symbol that stifles humanity and individuality that would make that room feel claustrophobic.
You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.
Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.
Don't inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd
No he's not, he's lazy AF. All he did was sacrifice his weekend for all of humanity. Do you really think he's going to haunt anyone, when that's all he could spare for humankind?
Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix
What is this? A crucifix for ants?!
Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.
Obviously a window-worshipping pagan.
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This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!
2! = 2
You win this time..
2 != 2?
Spaces are important! That would be 2 ≠ 2, as opposed to 2! = 2 (or (1*2) = 2).
What if that was the joke?
I only have 2 legs and I'm doing fine
You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.
Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.
The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.
How would we get to Heaven without religion?
F-18 Hornets.
There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really
1 - Your question presupposes abrahamic faith.
How will we achieve moksha without Hinduism?
How will we achieve nirvana without Buddhism?
2 - dependency on is due to our fear of death / the unknown combining with religion
We don't know what and if anything happens after death because it is untestable by us for obvious reasons, but some religions still postulate an answer for reasons.
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will accept you for your virtue. If the gods are unjust, then they weren't worth worshiping anyway. And if there are no gods, then at least you lived a good life to be remembered by .
Be a good person? I don't need religion to live a productive life.
I agree, I was just wondering how to get to Heaven, but others have pointed out F-18s, a new Tower of Babel, etc...so I think we're set.
If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.
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The first step is dying I think
Mythology isn't a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.
idk, combined with the gloomy atmosphere, it seems like its the only thing keeping OOP safe from a demonic spirit that was summoned during a sleepover using a death ritual
I don't know, viking gods are kinda cool
If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.
It's you
The window. Get rid of it.
Remove the friend
clearly the bed
It's the largest thing in the room anyways. Imagine how much space that bedroom could habe without an useless bed!
Throw out the bed, the stool, and the crucifix. Sleep on the bare floor, ideally naked. Peak minimalism achieved.
When I were a lad we didn't sleep on floors, but would balance on the floorboards themselves
Floorboards are unneccessary junk, rip them off and have a dirt floor instead.
Dirt is unnecessarily soft, better to dig down through the organic matter to the subsoil, and lie on that instead
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Well its obvious you don't have enough room here. Burn the house down and enjoy the wide open spaces.
Tell her she can come out from under the bed.
Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed
But they're propping up the mattress!
You need to remove walls. Next time she'll be comfortable!
I recommend purging the vengeful ghost or whatever evil spirit is haunting that place and getting out of whatever rural or abandoned town that building is located in. It's likely in the upper northeast or midwest and would be the kind of place that Stephen King would set his next novel in.
Religion.
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