If you haven't learned by 40 that all cordless vaccuums are terrible, then you're beyond help.
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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Our 50 year old Kenmore central vac will probably outlast me. Guess I'll have to find something else to get excited about.
Have you considered a cordless drill or jigsaw?
It would excite me more if I could afford a place big enough to feel like owning one would be a necessity. My small dustbuster is enough (which is a cordless vacuum, technically).
You mean a robot vacuum?
I'm 39 and I'm just happy when I'm regular for two week stretches.
Somehow I read "execute" and had fully accepted my fate before I realized it said "excite"
Yes, but it's THE WIDTH OF A 500 YEN
23 here and this has always excited be.