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[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If you haven't learned by 40 that all cordless vaccuums are terrible, then you're beyond help.

[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

We have a good one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fuck yeah!
Did anyone see the new Dyson stick?\

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Our 50 year old Kenmore central vac will probably outlast me. Guess I'll have to find something else to get excited about.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Have you considered a cordless drill or jigsaw?

[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

It would excite me more if I could afford a place big enough to feel like owning one would be a necessity. My small dustbuster is enough (which is a cordless vacuum, technically).

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You mean a robot vacuum?

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm 39 and I'm just happy when I'm regular for two week stretches.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Somehow I read "execute" and had fully accepted my fate before I realized it said "excite"

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, but it's THE WIDTH OF A 500 YEN

[–] TheCynicalSaint@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

23 here and this has always excited be.

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