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Anon considers LASIK (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago

Anon is tyhe type of guy who looks at a California Prop 65 label and believes the worst in everything.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Wasn't considering lasik, and now never will after watching final destination 5 (if you know what I'm talking about)

And I didn't even watch the actual scene, I had to cover my eyes and skip forward and even the hearing the dialogue before and after made me feel like... Ewwww I hated it.

Idk why I even watched these movies, I should've just read the wiki and noped out.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Worth it!

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I noticed women looking right past me when I'm wearing glasses, and jizzing their pants when I am not wearing them

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What kinda pervy superpower is that

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[–] capnminus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you shouldn't - go with ICL

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Also an ICL recipient here! Little under a year ago! I've been LOVING not having glasses!

This surgery is SO fucking quick, like, I was in an out from start to finish in like ~20 mins, and I had zero pain afterwards.

While you were in the procedure did it look like you were looking through a kaleidoscope too? Because thats the only way I can think to describe that shit. It was trippy.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 4 points 4 days ago (13 children)

Yes, 99% safe. Be very scared :p

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I dunno, after having family get it done, I'm not scared of it, but I'm also not going to get it done until I'm a bit older, and only if it gets covered by Medicaid or something.

Even then, I'd still need glasses what with presbyopia, but at least I could do without for normal vision and only need reading glasses.

Assuming it went well.

But, everyone I know that's had it ends up needing glasses around the 15 year mark. I wouldn't even be 70 at that point, and I have no fucking desire to go back to glasses at that age.

So I doubt I'll ever get it done.

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