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[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago

https://youtu.be/f7IvO_XALAs

https://moskowitz-eye.com/blog/lasik-safety-whistlin-diesel (The original video got taken down)

I'm not going to dissuade people from doing lasik, in theory 99% of candidates should not have any issues. Personally the complications of a failed surgery are a little too scary for me.

The other problem is that not every clinic is a morally good one. They might try to upsell lasik on a not so good candidate, and that risk is not a risk I'm willing to take.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I noticed women looking right past me when I'm wearing glasses, and jizzing their pants when I am not wearing them

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What kinda pervy superpower is that

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[–] capnminus@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

you shouldn't - go with ICL

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Also an ICL recipient here! Little under a year ago! I've been LOVING not having glasses!

This surgery is SO fucking quick, like, I was in an out from start to finish in like ~20 mins, and I had zero pain afterwards.

While you were in the procedure did it look like you were looking through a kaleidoscope too? Because thats the only way I can think to describe that shit. It was trippy.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 4 points 6 days ago (14 children)

Yes, 99% safe. Be very scared :p

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