"chess champion" makes it sound like she's a GM or somrthing. She doesn't have any FIDE titles.

bidet gang

what the fuck

later, virgins

It means you've grown as a person!

The caption is already perfect

What a load of bs.

Use streams, or fmt. fprintf is for C. It's like people buying a cheap android phone, then going for an iPhone.

I don't blame you though, C++ carries a lot of baggage. Modern C++ is pretty nice, though, as is Rust.

Certainly better than the awkward .home.arpa.

Huh, I thought it was free as I have had it installed for a while now, but went to the play store and I had to "enable" it, and update it.

wearhouse