"Cool story bro. Needs more dragons."
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Nice.
Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?
get really really enthusiastically interested in the watch. ask for details seem super impressed. massage that wealthy ego to the point of basically a blow job. but then just like keep going. see how long you can keep the topic on that one specific watch. don't ever let him talk about anything that the watch means or about the dynamic he tried to establish.
optionally, loose interest and leave without ever having let anything be said that wasn't about the watch. this is how you weaponize autism against egotists.
And keep it going whenever you see that person again. "Hey, aren't you that watch guy? Are you wearing the watch today? Where's the watch? Show us your watch!"
perfect, yes 😆
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"and yet your dad still don't love you."
neat
"Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over."
That's quiet an expensive way to look cheap
I can read digital clocks faster.
"mine was 5 bucks at goodwill, sounds like you got scammed, sorry"
I'd just start laughing and point at them.
good, maybe you can sell it to buy some human decency then
Tell him I still banged your mom tho
Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I'll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.
steals his watch
Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.
"Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?"
I can afford not to have a watch.
What is it for?
'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'
“I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”
don't. make a "oh poor guy" face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don't he will be mad
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"Okay and does it tell the time?"
I wouldn't even hide that watch up my ass.
A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like "Wow that's cool :D" and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they're so proud of it you don't want to ruin it for them.
So you are fiscally irresponsible and you are proud of it? Good to know…