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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 13 points 2 hours ago

POS...probably a future cop

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 23 points 7 hours ago

try therapy

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 86 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I've heard similar takes resolved with "this person is venomously sexist, but straight." Once their sexual needs are met, the one thing they want out of a partner is done, it's back to absolutely loathing women.

Sounds like a nightmare, tbh.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 38 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah reading this as a woman is low key terrifying like… if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me? The idea a person could be so wildly two faced because they’re desperately trying to interact with me in my most vulnerable state is so scary, things like this is why women choose the bear

This reads like one step away from a DV situation

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me?

Testosterone is a hell of a drug. I've known a few guys who have had at least one gf they only stayed with for the sex and were just putting up with her the rest of the time. Those...generally aren't very good or healthy relationships. Most of them eventually get out of that mindset and (at least try to) find someone they like being with first and also want to fuck besides.

But then my wife acts shocked that a bunch of women she works with talk like they don't even like their husbands. All I can think is why marry them then?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Often times their husbands were different before their marriage, and probably for a while afterwards, then they slowly got shittier, and shittier

[–] SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 29 minutes ago* (last edited 27 minutes ago) (1 children)

So.... more deceit? I've had uhmmm enough contact with all sexes in my time, and found "a relationship is a means to an end" type behavior in too many of my fellow humans. Also when they will not stop sliding into shittier and shittier behavior it usually means they were shitty from the start, but their mask is slipping.

Still amazes me, the many, many people seeing felationships as purely transactional.

Edit: lol, the typo stays.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

Not always deceit. A lot of these guys don't go into this with the intent to do this, it's just sorta something that happens as they age, and get disaffected/dissatisfied with life in general, and their wife ends up bearing a lot of the bullshit from that. Not an excuse, it's still them being fucking awful people, but they didn't go into the relationship intending to be the husband who's wife does literally everything, while they sit on their ass, and be distant.

There are absolutely pure personality disordered men out there that do, in fact, do this type of thing with intention.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 115 points 14 hours ago

Believe it or not, straight to therapy.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 32 points 15 hours ago

Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?

[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 95 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 68 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Open and shut case.

[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 17 hours ago
[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 76 points 19 hours ago (42 children)

Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

Self cleaning ovens hahahha

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 hours ago

I... am fairly sure he means 'unwashed' in the sense of 'impure', aka, 'not a virgin'.

Still awful, but... that's how I read this...?

He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.

Not sure.

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 94 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Fake: everything until the linebreak

Gay: everything after the linebreak

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