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[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 44 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 5 hours ago

That's one fucking nice kitty right there!

[–] dr_robotBones@reddthat.com 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 6 points 10 hours ago

Looks like Trailerpark Boys

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dr_robotBones@reddthat.com 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Ok, I figured. Maybe I'll finally check it out.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 hours ago

It's good but after a few seasons it starts feeling repetitive.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Clear your schedule.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 152 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Any time anyone on here wants to repost one of these things - at least try to find the uncensored version. LET'S KILL THIS IDIOTIC PRO-ADVERTISER CENSORSHIP BOLLOCKS!

Here's an uncensored copy.

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 38 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t even know who this shit is for. I see the censored memes far more on lemmy than I do any other social media platform. Is this all coming from facebook? Because they themselves are often screenshots of content from tumblr or twitter

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 21 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

TikTok of notoriously very strict with censorship, and that leaked into Instagram and Facebook even though they are a bit more lenient.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 16 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

W*y ar* pe*ple s* fucking ups*t w*th a b*t of cunting c*nsorship? Sur*ly *t do*sn't shitting m*tter *f som*one w*nts t* c*nsor s*me of the*r twatting w*rds?

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 17 hours ago

It says my passwords have been exposed but I am protected by the knights who say ni

Gonna be honest i just read it not even realized it was censored lol my brain just auto filled it

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 76 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Unrelated, but has anyone lost a fucked up dog? It's really aggressive and doesn't answer to any name:

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 29 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Plot twist: she knew and didn't care. "Its a doggish canine social enough to accepts the pets, a couple rabies shots and its good enough for me."

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

We had a Shiba Inu-mutt named Konoha (rip girlie!) that legit looked like a smaller coyote. This could actually be a larger version of her.

Made me smile!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 16 hours ago

Have you tried the name "Steve"? He looks like he might be a Steve..

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

extra long skinny snout, might be an anteater. if you can get an anteater to use a toilet, that's a friend.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago

i like that one for how much effort it takes to explain

[–] Bonus@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Not even Peter?

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

My grandpa had a pet racoon way back in the day. He said it was a good pet except it was incapable of managing its mischief and tearing stuff up to see if anything good was inside.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I was friends with a young raccoon that was being rehabbed by a family friend. The lil dude was already imprinted on people so he couldn't be released into the wild. He and I could match each other's energy and we'd get into so much trouble together. Then he grew up and got fat and lazy. I was very disappointed because he was no longer an agent of chaos and I was.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 15 hours ago

raccoons make great friends but terrible pets. their shit is full of pathogens harmful to humans. smart compared to skunks, same story. adorable friends, destructive little ninjas when you're not paying attention.

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 61 points 21 hours ago (17 children)
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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 30 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Raccoons are very friendly…

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 38 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Urban raccoons are starting to figure out that being friendly means snacks

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (4 children)

so are we looking at 30 years tops for common domestication?

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

AFAIK raccoons are already manageable pets up until they hit puberty. Then they get batshit crazy and feral, and it's best to let them go, so all in all it's not worth it. However, while I'm not sure it's a perfect analogy, but there was a domestication experiment spanning over several decades with foxes, and it's still ongoing. Those particular foxes are somewhat more domesticated, but still utterly loud, kept in kennels, they still piss everywhere, etc. - and raccoons aren't even halfway there.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago

If they are ever domesticated they are gonna be annoying as pets since they literally have hands. They will be able to open anything you can open.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 18 hours ago

the raccoon build is still minmaxxing interaction/loot, who domesticates who is still waged

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 28 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

except when they go full spider-monkey on your ass when you're taking out the garbage and they jump out of your bin at mach 10 as they screech their battle cry inches from your face. Based on a true story.

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

I'm reminded of the movie Long Way North where a heavily-accented sailor tells a girl about a dog that lives on the ship: "He is punished. He chews the rigging and steals."

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