Microblog Memes

See also: Proposition Infinity

This guy's name translates to something like "Matt Cock"

Lovin Spoonful wrote a song about it in 1968:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Ic_9ehFxU

Why must every generation think their folks are square? And no matter where their heads are they know mom's ain't there 'Cause I swore when I was small that I'd remember when I knew what's wrong with them

Determined to remember all the cardinal rules Like sun showers are legal grounds for cuttin' school I know I have forgotten maybe one or two And I hope that I recall them all before the baby's due And I know he'll have a question or two

Like "Hey, pop, can I go ride my zoom? It goes two hundred miles an hour suspended on balloons And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue, and imagine frothing dragons while you sit and wreck your lungs?" And I must be permissive, understanding of the younger generation.

And "Hey, pop, my girlfriend's only three She's got her own videophone, and she's takin' LSD And now that we're best friends, she wants to give a bit to me But what's the matter, daddy? How come you're turnin' green? Can it be that you can't live up to your dreams?

He hasn’t seen the video?

https://vimeo.com/12915013

analog-based and millenialpilled

So happy to be less than an hour late to the party here but see it’s already full of Futurama comments.

Plot twist: It's gramps that likes the robots and the kids like the feel of real skin.