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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I fully support the robosexual lifestyle.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] lemmus@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Brings a whole new meaning to binary and nonbinary.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to collapse her wave function, sorry, only qubisexuals allowed.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sexy action at a distance !

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[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

I like how every generation has the same issue just rebranded:

Should inter tribal marriage be a thing?

Should be people from different classes be able to marry?

Should people from different religious sects be able to marry?

Should people from different religions be able to marry?

Should interracial marriage be a thing?

Should people of the same sex be able to marry?

And soon, we're about to have

Should people be able to marry robots?

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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago

Business idea:

AI powered bot farm generates thousands of AI agents who get lonely guys to marry them, fully aware they're bots.

Each bot is a financial and legal entity, organized as an LLC.

The botwives convince the guys to put the bots on their will.

The guys die or you have the bots divorce them and take half of their stuff.

Profit.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lovin Spoonful wrote a song about it in 1968:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Ic_9ehFxU

Why must every generation think their folks are square? And no matter where their heads are they know mom's ain't there 'Cause I swore when I was small that I'd remember when I knew what's wrong with them

Determined to remember all the cardinal rules Like sun showers are legal grounds for cuttin' school I know I have forgotten maybe one or two And I hope that I recall them all before the baby's due And I know he'll have a question or two

Like "Hey, pop, can I go ride my zoom? It goes two hundred miles an hour suspended on balloons And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue, and imagine frothing dragons while you sit and wreck your lungs?" And I must be permissive, understanding of the younger generation.

And "Hey, pop, my girlfriend's only three She's got her own videophone, and she's takin' LSD And now that we're best friends, she wants to give a bit to me But what's the matter, daddy? How come you're turnin' green? Can it be that you can't live up to your dreams?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue, and imagine frothing dragons while you sit and wreck your lungs?

Pretty good line

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[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

analog-based and millenialpilled

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