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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm a slab of meat, rubbing my meat to relax my meat. This biomass is relaxed

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I also enjoy rubbing my meat

Shit so once again the Chinese were onto something...,?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago

Study was done in mice, and it relies on massaging specific lymph nodes which are easily accessible for massage (sounds like most of the lymph nodes related to the brain-flushing mechanism are too deep in the neck to really get at).

Super curious if/where humans have analogues.

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago

So my brain is full of shit?

[–] The_Worst@feddit.nl 34 points 2 days ago

Then there will be nothing left. 😕

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, snapped my neck.

[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

note: do not attempt if you’re a chiropractor

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chiropractics is brain waste in itself.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But it could make your back feel better for a day or two. Why address the cause when we can just temporarily fix the symptoms?

[–] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Most of what they do is just placebo, recently read somewhere about it not even reliefing issues but the noise making people feel better for a short while.

[–] Alistaire@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a brain chiropractor, I twist the brain

[–] Brandonazz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wring it out real good like.

[–] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Please dont show that my wife

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I'm giving it all I got!

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

do you at least get some back?

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Man's already massaging her neck and head and saying it's too much, now you want him to massage her back too?

/s lol

[–] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Second that

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?

just pretend you're dead and she might go away.

edit: 1000001609

Segue into sexy time

Isn't this also what happens when we sleep?

[–] doodledup@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Not working. I still have a lot of waste in my brain.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 days ago

Perhaps why we rub our eyes when tired? I wonder.