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Eight US states seek to outlaw chemtrails – even though they aren’t real (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 5 days ago by abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Planes issue horrible chemicals that cause all kinds of issues. Carbon dioxide, nitrogen oxides, etc.

My understanding is that these bills would make that illegal. That's good.

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 5 days ago

Ok, what if, and hear me out, they are actually doing this to ban plans and force the reintroduction of, wait for it, trains!?

Nah, didn't think so either.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

I almost put this here, but the last part ruined the joke :/

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No fly zones! Gotta take a bus.

Better for the Environment. Now they need to end SpaceX.

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