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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

Oh let's get pedantic!

The curved edges technically have infinite "side".

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 2 points 39 minutes ago

Not if this square is a projection of a curved surface

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 3 points 45 minutes ago* (last edited 45 minutes ago) (1 children)

Wrong. This is a definition of a [pizza] + [the extra peperoni from the other slices that got stuck to that slice because the cutting was imperfect]

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 14 minutes ago

A pepperoni is a bell pepper. I have no idea why the USA chose to use this word to mean salami, instead of, you know, salami.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

Tut tut, all these maths books promoting unhealthy square shapes, real squares have curves.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 73 points 9 hours ago

The interior angles need to be equal 🤓

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 52 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

Does no one understand this is a joke, talking about parallel lines and mathematical proofs is pointless when its a fucking meme

[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's not pointless because you can laugh about a joke and then learn something about math.

They don't cancel each other out. They can be at the same place and still work on their own.

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 9 points 1 hour ago

I love memes that are funny on their own, but also provide discussion material.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago

You're having fun wrong!!1one

Or the fun part.

[–] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Its wrong though so the joke falls flat

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

We do understand it's a meme and a joke. Just not a very good one, because one can easily poke holes into it.

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Just not a very good one, because one can easily poke holes into it.

That's not how jokes work.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

No, it depends on if you have humor. Yes, humor is individual, I know. But people without tend to over analyze and try to pick the joke apart, often missing the point.

A joke doesn't have to pass every technicality. You thinking it's bad if it doesn't, only applies to your humor (or lack there of).

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ooh, watch out, the humor police is here! Everything the deem funny is humor and if you don't find funny what they do you don't even have humor! Wee-ooo wee-ooo!

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I can be presented with a bad joke without the urge to pick it apart. You couldn't. Just saying.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

And you cannot take criticism. Just saying.

(Also, I'm not picking apart the joke, I'm explaining why some people do.)

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

And you cannot take criticism.

What criticism?

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The joke being critiziced.

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's not my joke, so I couldn't care less. I'm talking about jokes in general and the fact that you don't understand how it works.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

Lol. You really think you're some kind of authority or something. See, that is funny.

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 0 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

No, I'm just saying you're wrong. But it seems like you cannot take criticism.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

No, I'm just saying you're wrong.

Based on what expertise? Which criteria do you apply?

That meme is incorrect, and therefore it doesn't land for me and a lot of other people. You cannot say "you're wrong" on that.

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 0 points 10 minutes ago (1 children)

You said it wasn't a good joke, because one can easily poke holes into it.

This is not correct. Being able to easily pick apart a jokes doesn't automatically make it bad. Lots of good jokes will not pass that test either.

You not liking a joke based on that logic, is on you alone. But it's not an universal rule of jokes. Do you think you’re some kind of authority or something?

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 minutes ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

No, it's an observation I made often enough, that factually incorrect jokes don't land and get picked apart.

I'm tired of this though. If you are satisfied with stupidity, fine. Keep laughing about dumb shit then. I'm out.

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

These are parallel too. They just look that way because they are project on to the euclidean plain.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 28 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

ITT: math people going "listen here you little shit"

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 37 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

A square must also have two pairs of parallel sides.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Calculus can find you two pairs of parallel sides, right there on the circle!

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 31 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I get downvoted for bringing it up, but for fuck's sake you're dumping literally everything into this community regardless of the fit. There are a dozen (I'm estimating) other communities that could benefit from the content you post but you have thus far insisted on only posting here.

Can you at least make the tiniest effort to spread content to other communities that would benefit from the increased views and potential subscriptions?

I shall await the fun police and everything's a meme comments.

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I'm sure there are more than a dozen and you are right. I'm still trying to get the hang of the whole fediverse thing, but so far most of the more niche communities I have tried to interact with are on different servers not federating with each other? Or maybe I'm doing something wrong? Not sure about that one. Also not sure if cross-posting works. I mean I know it works, but do those posts federate correctly? Can other fediverse apps see them correctly?

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I thought your post was funny

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 points 41 minutes ago

The !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world community fits great for this post.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 20 points 12 hours ago

At least it's better than endless American politics.

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[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 110 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Someone never had to deal with mathematical proofs, only layman's definitions.

All properties of a parallelogram apply:

  • Opposite sides are parallel
  • Opposite sides are congruent
  • Opposite angles are congruent
  • Consecutive angles are supplementary
  • Diagonals bisect each other

AND

  • All angles are congruent
  • All sides are congruent
  • Diagonals are congruent
  • Diagonals are perpendicular
  • Diagonals bisect opposite angles
[–] Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Of course, but such strict definitions only come about because smart people come up with examples like OP when you don’t add the full definition.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 136 points 16 hours ago (9 children)

Straight lines. Also two sets of parallel lines. This is one definition of a square, but not the common one.

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