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Oh my god it's real

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[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago
[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

There really is an xkcd for everything.

[–] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago
[–] Wolfwood1@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[–] Sal@mander.xyz 5 points 6 days ago
[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The fact it doesn't go into the hole is upsetting lol

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I'm choosing to see the green as a puddle instead 😁

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Always remember that the vomiting emoji looks like it's sucking Shrek's green dong

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 days ago

Tell me more senpai

[–] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 90 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe don't wear a mask...

[–] Tai@mander.xyz 81 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Of all the vomiting emoji in this thread, for whatever reason, this is the one that most reminds me of Adventure Time.

[–] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The spider is also having a great time.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's vomit all the way down

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

Vomit uh finds a way

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

Now you're thinking with portals!

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My favorite:

🐶 + 🌭 =

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

Perro salsiccia!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
[–] eman_resu@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

No one knows you’re a dog on the internet.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I see your pervert, and raise you another pervert:

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Finally, we have "thanks, I hate it" as an emoji.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago

I love the antigravity vomit coming out of the bottom half of the mouth.

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For a time these would pop up as suggestions on my google keyboard by typing two emojis, but it eventually dissapeared :/

Anyway,

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is this organic puke or has it been processed?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 6 days ago

Processed by humans in the vomit factory.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 28 points 1 week ago
[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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