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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 65 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Rapists love using condoms I'm sure

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago

it was an art piece, not a serious product idea. they weren't pitching it to Trojan, all it purported to do was make a "statement."

it's like an OmegaMart product, basically.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23910843/

[–] kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Given how often cops test rape kits, I'm not sure it would matter :(

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Fair point.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Issue is, rape is already not being taken seriously as a crime, so they don't really have to care.

[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Depends on the context and your gender

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Something tells me most rapists aren't all that bright.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 69 points 3 days ago (3 children)

One armed people can't consent.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

It's basic science.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They can only consent with three armed people

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago

Or 4 one-armed people

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They can't use iTunes so FUCK EM WHO NEEDS THEM

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Honest question: context?

(Not defending Apple, just curious)

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Haha, thanks!

Is this based on an actual lack of accessibility or just because?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago

Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 141 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can guarantee people are going to be too dumb to figure it out lol

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 160 points 3 days ago (1 children)

struggles to open

"screw this, I'll do without"

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 72 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Exactly, this is just going to have more rawdogging. Or an unaltered amount. What if one of the participants is missing an arm? They have to have a threesome now?

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 27 points 3 days ago

If by "powerful statement about consent" you mean bullshit marketing, sure.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do rapists stop to put on condoms?

Well know they won’t be able too…

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 22 points 3 days ago

How many parents are going to have to get their kids to figure out how to open it?

How many more are just going to toss it aside, and say, "Pitter patter, let's get at 'er!"

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is how you deal with penises that don't first get consent

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[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sure is a good idea to open the condom package with a sharp knife. Maybe poke it a few times with a needle to give it air as well.

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[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 55 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry's ice cream locks.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

It was just an art piece, but ever since it took a meme form people took it as an actual product

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 days ago

only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open

"SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU"

whimpers

"Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you."

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme

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[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does it beat carrying these & wearing them in all orifices at all times?

rapex condom

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] D_C@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago

You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don't get it

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