“No, the vendor’s T&Cs don’t specify any circumstances under which you’d be entitled to free returns, it’s not a thing. Change of mind isn’t covered. I told you making Paella is a pain in the neck. Now we’ll have to get the freakin Paella pan shipped back on our dime to get a refund, minus 25% re-stocking fee, of course.”
“Fuck off, Fred.”