Honestly wearing a black wedding dress would be fucking awesome. I'm having a lesbian wedding anyway, so I could add some spice.
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worst joke this side of the
lesbian? i dont get it. how does that work? like which one of you is wearing the black dress in the relationship?
here i go explaining the joke
its a stereotype that cishets ask queer couples silly question with the goal of squeezing them into the framework of heterosexuality. i saw a chance of putting a comical spinn on that by asking about the colour of the dress instead. the joke was very half cooked. my apologies @w@
I agree.
You will outgrow emo, but emo will never outgrow you
It’s the ending me for me lmao. Just that final “I'm not a slut duh” fucking kills me
OP, its you wedding, do what ever you like, people are there to support you. Also, ive attended two weddings in the last year that ended with a pop-punk power hour. Bunch of drunk ass 30-somethings flailing about like its their 8th grade school dance, the only thing that matters is yall are having fun.
Emo defines who I am as a person and I will never turn my back on Emo!
Vindicatiooooooon!
Had to look up the acronym. Somehow, MCR sounded a lot like either MBV or DMB to me, both of which seemed an ill fit for an angsty middle-schooler though.
She clearly means mid 1800s Russian composers "Mussorgsky, Cui and Rimsky-Korsakov".
No, she obviously meant "many cute rabbits".
Many cute rabbits playing at your wedding does sound pretty good to be fair.
Guessing… my chemical romance?
Yes
Ty 🙏
Shoegaze is actually a perfect fit for angsty teen
Gonna be honest, this is the best thing I've read all day, and I'm writing a book
Ahhh....subcultures
That’s gonna be a bitch to paint over. Gonna need to use 2 coats of Kilz.
I never +hen at my wedding, did I miss something?