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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago
  1. set a sleep time and stick to it
  2. no computers, TV or phones in the bed room
  3. start to exercise. Start with taking a walk and work your way up from there, if you can
  4. start to de-caffeinate. Take this one slowly, cut back a bit at a time
  5. 1 hour before bed time, stop playing games or doom scrolling your phone. Read a book or listen to music

You will go completely insane for a while, but it will help you sleep.

[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

For me it's when I lay down I become active and want to do all the things, but when I get up I become sleepy again. It's awful.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 20 points 15 hours ago

Not to brag, but I can be dysfunctional in great variety of ways.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

The Spoonbill of Autism.

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 17 hours ago

Permanently jet lagged.

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I have a feeling a good chunk of us, Me included, needs to run:

dpkg-reconfigure tzdata

But we all lack root privileges.

explanation for the uninitiated to Linux

The command changes the timezone on linux systems. Root is the equivalent of admin on linux. The joke is that we know what's wrong, but we aren't allowed to change it.

[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 hours ago

If you're reading this and think "that's me", you might wanna look up DSPD and/or Non24 (N24). That might also be you then.

[–] Sunschein@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I like how it's mouth looks small because of the beak, but when it opens it up, it looks like a muppet, or Canadian from South Park.

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Crepuscular, maybe?

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago

That's called a night owl, dipshit.