this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
1024 points (98.6% liked)

Not The Onion

16836 readers
2200 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly he should golf more

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

With the amount he plays golf, you'd think he'd be better at it, but apparently he's a chronic cheat at that as well.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 15 points 16 hours ago

The other 78% he reneges on nuclear agreements in place since a decade and threatens war on the behalf of a country that starts with I, probably the Ivory Coast, or maybe Iceland, to blow up another country that starts with I, maybe Italy.

Maybe he sees all these Is and thinks "Yeah, I'm awesome."

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Of course, Trump is the biggest business idiot in the country. He was largely elected because he is the big, dumb mascot of business idiots.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 16 hours ago

I keep seeing Ed's site posted everywhere and we need to promote the HELL out of him!!! It seems he is the only person actually making sense today. I send his articles to everyone I know and urge them to read it.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well yeah

Pensions are fucked globally

Not a single one of you will see any money from it, so better get working

Even better, you guys will probably need to extend the pension age up to 75 or so

Prepare for fun times

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 13 hours ago

France revolted violently for less... and again after Charlie X started stripping away the Napoleonic rights.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 4 points 13 hours ago

Damn it's been a while since a political nottheonion was actually a good nottheonion

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago
[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

wrong

given he only complains about juneteenth, he is saying that black people should work harder.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, his comment was most definitely targeted.

[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 41 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

meh, I did the quiet quit thing a long time ago. not working harder without a nice raise. I'm urging Americans to work less. go on! take that day off! you can do it!

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Americans should definitely take Voting Day off, to maybe vote.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

No thanks, I'm good.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Work harder for my riches, plebs!

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago

His base legit acts like a class of peasants for this man. It is the most insane thing to watch in real time.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 23 hours ago

he'd enjoy that. I'm not sure you would though.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago

As much as I fucking hate the irish star, they have a good headline for once.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Every MAGA is going to volunteer to work on Saturdays, and every holiday, right? Dear Leader requires it.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 19 hours ago

"I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS!!!" - person that voted for the candidate that promised more work without more pay

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] EverXIII@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

ahaha... it gets more tragicomic everyday... Tacos, anyone?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

With extra chicken, please

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

And a side of roast pig

[–] selfdefense420@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

our president is a hypocrite?? wow. this is news to me. well thanks for bringing this to light! i'm sure the people will have a change of heart now!

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 22 points 22 hours ago

Just for that I'm playing games my entire shift.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I realize this is not the onion but does anyone have a different source?

This looks fake

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 157 points 1 day ago (13 children)
load more comments (13 replies)
[–] carlossurf@lemmy.ca 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Also dude looks like he takes 4 hour naps a day, why do we keep electing senior citizens

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 95 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)

Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.

Dude is in over his head.

The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.

He is not looking healthy

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I hope you're right, but I think like Putin he lives on pure motivated hatred and spite.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 13 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Kissinger lived till 99. Hatred seems to impart longevity somehow.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›