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[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

lithium is no longer available on credit

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

Anybody want a peanut?

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My nipples look like milk duds.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

β€˜I am no messenger… but I will give you a message: the message of death!’

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The stars! They are not in position!

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!

[–] Sorrow3527@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

You wouldn't toss a dwarf

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 8 points 5 days ago

"Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead."

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 8 points 5 days ago

A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?

[–] odious@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They're trashing our rights, Trashing!

Hack the planet, hack the planet!!

[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

She doesn't even go here

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none.

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[–] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

"...sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Well, let me finish, Dmitri. Let me finish, Dmitri. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?"

"He'll see everything...he'll see the big board!"

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[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

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