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Internet people pretending to have never seen a globe at school so they can be outraged by Big Greenland.

Accrington Stanley? Oo are they?

The Avengers are cops.

The crossbow suddenly doesn’t look as good when your pavise shields are still stuck in the wagon train and you’re in range of the English longbowmen.

He died as he lived.

And he should know because his bank balance has only gone up since he started working with them.

You get them to fight each other. That’s how we did it.

Chris Pratt is John Minecraft.

You can be arrested just for saying you’re a gamer.

To be fair we had no idea how to pronounce it before that.

Monterey Jack is a proper cheese. Sure there must be others too, as my Georgian colleague is always complaining you can’t get them in Oz.