Man, I feel sick, lemme check my health watch.
status: unhealthy
Can I receive healthcare?
no
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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yes, but you have to pay a lot for it
Revelation 13:16-17 New International Version 16 It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, 17 so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.
Huh. No uproar from the people who believe in this shit? Weird.
Maybe they're all too busy basking in the warm glow of hell... Nah
They are/were anti-vax, that makes chances pretty good.
As a non American, even I can see this is just a scam to further invade privacy and the data used to get increase health insurance costs
Mandating Americans use 'wearables' for health reasons thats coming from the same party that, when asked to wear a mask during a worldwide pandemic for the public health decried government overreach, claiming it was like living in nazi germany, and even discredited Fauci over his very true claims of wearing masks helping to save lives. I truly cant wait to see what that side has to say about Junior here, gotta keep that same energy right??
eat shit and go to hell.
He does probably eat shit so he's at least half way there
Guess we’ll cut food stamps but tell people who can afford to to get a watch
Let them wear watches.
Follow the money. Nominee for surgeon general has a stake in wearable tech.
Just like when those scatter machines were forced on the TSA, it's because the person in charge had a stake in the company making them.
My company gave these things away to each employee for some 'fitness challenge' between departments....I never even opened the package. My group was mad at me for not helping win the free lunch or whatever it was .... Until I made them read the privacy policy. Many stopped wearing them immediately
Fuck you RFK my Casio can't and won't connect to the internet, go swim in more sewage you dolt
What about sporting insertables instead?
I'm gonna need a detailed explanation of exactly what you mean, for the purposes of clear and effective communication.
Insertables go into your butt.
Go on...
Just yours though. All of them.
...but not too far!
The government's job is to regulate sex toys so that all insertables have a flared end. MAGA wants to end all sex toy regulation. We should definitely protest this, and wave our dildos proudly.
Put the doll down fella
They try pushing a warable onto me, and I'll insert it in them.
Years ago I purchased a Fossil Explorist Q wearable smartwatch. The first software update, about a month after I bought it, turned the device from a functional smartwatch into a brick that was so slow it was nearly nonfunctional.
The device was not powerful enough to run all the spyware they tried to pack into that update, turning it into an on wrist heater, occasionally getting Hot enough to burn me.
I've never seen a device so thoroughly destroyed by enshittification so quickly. That's experience turned me off of wearables forever. Maybe I'll make my own someday. Maybe I'll get a Pebble now that they're back-ish. I'll never get anything with wearOS on it again. Hell after the last year I might never get something with Android/iOS again either.
Wait till you can have your pacemaker play the Netflix sound for 10% off the family plan
Thing is putting the horrific privacy concerns aside it’s not like it’s a bad idea from a health perspective. Everybody being simply more aware of the things their body is doing is immensely helpful on a societal scale.
Problem is there aren’t any devices that are local only or otherwise truly private. Apple stores your data locally on your phone which is good, but there’s no guarantee it’ll always be that way.
Pass a law that protects wearable health data under HIPAA and I’d consider it.
Pass a law that protects wearable health data under HIPAA and I’d consider it.
And then the next bunch of fascists come in and seize all that data. Or the TLAs do it covertly.
We need strong data protection laws, but we also need strong technical measures to prevent intrusion.
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HIPAA data is protected.....until it isn't. Laws change. Especially when companies are salavating to access health data.
Laws don't even have to change if nobody is enforcing them.
Gadgetbridge?
Laws don't work any longer. Only for poor folks.
This is my exact thought. My state recently passed a law requiring drivers' phones to be in hands free mode which means connecting phone to vehicle. Data sharing and security on vehicles is so under regulated. Seems like another way to forcibly track us and sell our info.
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Every time I see this Nazi Aristocrat, I am reminded that I have to sharpen my guillotine.
yeh... like that worm in your head huh
Those who are not infected with worms or eggs, must be identified -rfk jr
Yeah, no
Ok RFK. Let's see you and all of Trump's squad do it first, and make sure it's public in realtime. I'd love to see timestamps each and every time he reads AOC tweets.
No fucking way.
You can’t pay me to wear anything on my wrist even without the government spying. And no way in hell would I trust anything this administration recommends.
Why would every American buy one if they can't afford insurance + medical bills to pay for health care? "Oh look, I'm having a heart attack. Good to know. Guess I'll just keep working."
Don’t fucking tell me what to do.
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