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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

(This is what Howard Roarke actually believes)

Next you'll be telling me there are active oil wells in downtown Los Angeles.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

This has to be a joke...right?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

Hardly anything I post in this community is serious lol

When his parents tried to tell him, he just thought it was a personal attack.

[–] stonedtemplepilot@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

These "people" have a lot of imagination.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

That's what happens if you let LLMs talk with each other for too long without human intervention.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 45 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I only like being beaten and humiliated by unmasked women.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What about a full nbc suit and 8 inch heels?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Good question, I personally am not a fan. I'd much prefer she be wearing something sexy and practical that she knows drives me insane. I'm just old-fashioned I guess. Also, I don't particularly like heels either, sure they look nice but they fuck up your feet. I need me a woman with nice feet.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nbc suits ate pretty practical. When you need one, nothing else will do

And undeniably sexy.

[–] postman@literature.cafe 2 points 5 hours ago

Suits is on USA Network not NBC

Almost like a sort of augury can be performed with their accusations?

Ah, but, if only i knew how.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

Besten and humiliated dont even need camps they do it in bright day light

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where this picture is from? For uhh....a friend..

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

Brb, moving to New York.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Oh Drew, methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 19 points 12 hours ago

What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 12 hours ago

It really depends on the kind of music being played...

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 42 points 15 hours ago

Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 183 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (7 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 7 hours ago

So, the opposite of 'draining the swamp'?

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 119 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I had a look, and turns out he's Australian, and a little bit obsessed with protesting China. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Pavlou

Now that I look at that, I do seem to recall Friendlyjordies ripping the shit out of him at some point, but I can't be arsed digging through his videos to look for it.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

yeah I looked him up too; that china stuff is weird. I thought he would be right wing at first but he clearly isn't. i don't know where the obsession comes from, but at least he's advocated for green economy and workplace democracy. so the China stuff doesn't seem to be your average Joe's red scare. and even at face value those are policies right wingers would never even pretend to advocate for.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

It's impossible to satirise these people.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 13 points 14 hours ago

I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 124 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 18 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I'd prefer a brunette dommy mommy. Preferably goth and/or latina.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 30 points 16 hours ago

I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Umm, are we talking like 2 week summer camp? I'd be game.

[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 17 points 15 hours ago

Umm... Where do I sign up?

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 50 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago
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