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Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do
(This is what Howard Roarke actually believes)
Next you'll be telling me there are active oil wells in downtown Los Angeles.
This has to be a joke...right?
Hardly anything I post in this community is serious lol
When his parents tried to tell him, he just thought it was a personal attack.
These "people" have a lot of imagination.
That's what happens if you let LLMs talk with each other for too long without human intervention.
If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper
But but what if-
😊
Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.
I only like being beaten and humiliated by unmasked women.
What about a full nbc suit and 8 inch heels?
Good question, I personally am not a fan. I'd much prefer she be wearing something sexy and practical that she knows drives me insane. I'm just old-fashioned I guess. Also, I don't particularly like heels either, sure they look nice but they fuck up your feet. I need me a woman with nice feet.
Nbc suits ate pretty practical. When you need one, nothing else will do
And undeniably sexy.
Suits is on USA Network not NBC
Almost like a sort of augury can be performed with their accusations?
Ah, but, if only i knew how.
Besten and humiliated dont even need camps they do it in bright day light
Does anyone know where this picture is from? For uhh....a friend..
Sardax
Brb, moving to New York.
Oh Drew, methinks the lady doth protest too much.
What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?
It really depends on the kind of music being played...
Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.
If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.
Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.
Nope, not making that up.
They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.
They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.
It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.
So, the opposite of 'draining the swamp'?
This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks
the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.
I had a look, and turns out he's Australian, and a little bit obsessed with protesting China. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Pavlou
Now that I look at that, I do seem to recall Friendlyjordies ripping the shit out of him at some point, but I can't be arsed digging through his videos to look for it.
yeah I looked him up too; that china stuff is weird. I thought he would be right wing at first but he clearly isn't. i don't know where the obsession comes from, but at least he's advocated for green economy and workplace democracy. so the China stuff doesn't seem to be your average Joe's red scare. and even at face value those are policies right wingers would never even pretend to advocate for.
It's impossible to satirise these people.
I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?
Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?
I'd prefer a brunette dommy mommy. Preferably goth and/or latina.
I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)
Umm, are we talking like 2 week summer camp? I'd be game.
Umm... Where do I sign up?