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just when you don't think about, bääm! a German. (feddit.de)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by EherVielleicht@feddit.de to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 199 points 1 year ago (10 children)

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

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[–] rob64@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

[–] NicestDicerest@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

Ich hab Latein 💀

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[–] _cnt0@feddit.de 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 25 points 1 year ago

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

[–] Orangenkuchen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Das tut niemand.

[–] Illegal_Prime@dmv.social 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Auf jeden Fall!

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Melde mich zum Dienst!

[–] smokedclover@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

[–] theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dessen Öffnungszeiten sind aber nur von 09:00 bis 12:00 Uhr Mo-Fr.

[–] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ja sind wir denn auf nem Amt?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Für eine personalisierte Antwort bitte ich Sie den Schein A38 einzureichen

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[–] luna@lemmy.catgirl.biz 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

If I remember the movie correctly she does indeed know a little German. He was very small

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

[–] _cnt0@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf'm Sack und schon ein' auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

P'auf's Maul?

[–] _cnt0@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

Haben wir noch Apostrophs? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch?

Jetz' gibt's Maul!

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Guten Tag.

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[–] Khorgor666@feddit.de 34 points 1 year ago

Sie haben geläutet?

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

Hallöchen Popöchen

[–] gigachad@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago

GUTEN MORGEN

[–] ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nooo I'm germaphobic

[–] SickDuck_@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hallo!

[–] ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

AAAAAAaaaaaa

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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago

I don't usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Und das Problem wäre.. ?

[–] Ranslite@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guten Tag

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[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Wunderbar.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it's chock full of Germans there!

[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They like David hasselhoff

[–] catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

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[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He united us!

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've been online for twenty-five years. There has been one constant: writing bad German summons an actual German to helpfully correct you.

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[–] Paul_279@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ö

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[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Germans like this FOSS shit

[–] CheeseRadio@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Moin moin, motherfucker. Ostfriesland REPRESENT

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

But it's these guys. 😎🤟🎸🔥

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[–] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't speak German but I can if you'd like.

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[–] JackNapier@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Me too / ich auch

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