this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025
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Out of Context Comics

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 84 points 2 weeks ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

She's right there! Why can't she do it. Classic mom power move.

That kid's gonna grow up to smoke pot

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

She trying to teach him how to do it

the original bullshit jobs

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where's my Mr. Fusion device?

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That’s in the timeline where Marty succeeded in retrieving and burning the almanac.

We’re in the one where Biff shot and killed Marty in plain sight on 5th Avenue, and no one said anything.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

But... The only reason Doc Brown came back was because the future was fucked...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Junior is actually 40 years old .... the radiation has severely stunted his growth.

[–] rdrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Uranium has magnificent anti aging properties!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eat a spoonful and you'll never have to age again!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's so great that even the bacteria and fungi will stop aging!

[–] PaulDrye@lemmings.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A "kilowat" is the amount of "wat?" I had when I read this.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

1 kilowat = 1,000 Cambodian temples

software quality is measured in "wtfs per hour"

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

'Of course mother....." He said as he played with the 3 atomic wafers he stole from school in his pocket. "One day they'll know" he thought to himself, "Yeah, then they'll know my name".

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

They'll think he's insane, but they'll all know his name

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Except that it works via the mass of thousands of pebbles and

This system was plagued with problems and the technology was abandoned.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

"Tee-hee, it's all warm and tingly!"

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Body proportions are hard.

[–] PaulDrye@lemmings.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

** rob_liefield has entered the chat **

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that a third arm he grew from his stomach

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You absolutely know little Thombert has "Low Shoulder Syndrome" and the accompanying self-esteem issues about it. You are cruel. You can clearly see his freakish sunken shoulder on the side facing us such that his elbows (while actually symmetrical and aligned with each other) are monstrously below where they might be on a more normal, healthy, American child.

For shame on you, for mocking Thombert's grotesque condition. For shame.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, with all the atomics, no surprise.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

c/agedlikemilk

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] waigl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only a tenth of a Cent per kWh?

Sure, unless you do all those things that make nuclear energy (mostly) safe, in which case it will beamong the more expensive options for electricity again. Also, just transferring the electricity via the grid to your home will cost many times that, regardless of the energy source.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's why they do it in the home.