dumbass

The cop only told her to turn it down because an impromptu party was forming in the streets and the cop feared how awesome it was gonna be.

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!

Fuck dolls are gonna be amazing soon.

I think you're probably the first person in years to do that.

there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.

They didn't have the phrase 'Big tiddy goth girls' back then.

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

Just a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.

He's damn proud of his oats and potatoes.

Godspeed Americans.

It surprises me that there aren't more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.