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"Source code file" (gregtech.eu)

submitted 1 week ago by lena@gregtech.eu to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] uss_entrepreneur@startrek.website 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wait so are they using grok to code grok? No wonder it keeps getting shittier

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago

The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

EVERYTHING'S COMPUTAH!

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[–] Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This man opens bin files in notepad

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered

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[–] Kaelygon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze :(

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[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1));
20 GOTO 10

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

The man loves destroying his work. Let ‘em get to it. It’s what he’s the best at doing.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

"Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file's source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??"

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Cut and paste, what is this 1996?

[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

Hmm.

That's sounds like a lot of extra work to get it in one file.

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