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The entire LOTR saga is just Tinky Winky's nightmare after he ate some bad tubby custard

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

More pixels. I didn't think the caption was worth finding a better copy with that as well.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, the Teletubbies are the Eloi from The Time Machine. They are simple creatures that can't possibly understand the technology they use, so they don't make it or maintain it.

They freak out and go to bed when the sun goes down. Probably because the Morlocks are coming.

The world is far too technologically advanced for it to be Hobbits. The Hobbits are specially written to be essentially self sufficient and don't desire anything more advanced than beer (and magic fireworks.)

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

don't desire anything more advanced than beer

And apparently also clocks and umbrellas

[–] Elrick_Winter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, do the Nazgûls see themselves as teletubbies?

[–] taaz@biglemmowski.win 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Teletubbie Ignis

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Every one knows Teletubbies are eloids living inside the dome. We just never see the night when the Morlocs comes out to eat them

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This didn’t work out, it somehow has even more artifacting for me (Voyager talking to sh.itjust.works)

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh lol. I got confused because you’re always in these threads successfully shaming OP with a better version of whatever they posted haha.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I also like to make fun of the low quality by making it worse. Some people have no ability to even see the low quality, and I find that sad. It's like living your whole life not knowing you need to wear glasses.

When I post a better quality image I explain that in the comment. Like "More pixels" or something.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Everyone knows the real conspiracy is Tinky-Winky making your kids gay.